I really just want to drastically loose a shit ton of weight and then all the sudden get really hot and finally guys will notice me and I’ll reject them all in revenge yes these are my superficial thoughts I’m a horrible person goodbye
every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
I just came up with the greatest joke ever and I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes straight would you like to hear it
what is kanye west’s favorite kind of omelette
We are wild.
in a nutshell.